Turbo Can Be Annoying

As much as I like Turbo, he can be really annoying!! Sometimes he just won't leave me alone. On the left is a picture of me trying to relax. But Turbo was standing over me trying to get me to tell him some new jokes. Sometimes it's really awful being the comedian in the house. Everyone's always wanting me to tell a new joke.

Okay, Turbo, here's a joke for you:

How many Turbo's does it take to annoy me when I want to sleep?

Just one. Shut up and go to your box!

Tag!

I've been tagged by Roo Roo.

Here's how this tag is played:

The player of this game starts with "5 weird things/habits about yourself." Then you tag 5 friends and list their names. The furries who get tagged need to write on their blogs about their 5 weird things/habits, as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. Don't forget to leave your victim a comment that says "you're tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

1. I have my Canine Good Citizen Certificate.

2. I have a good sense of humor and like playing jokes on people.

3. I don't like everything I'm given to eat.

4. I am the fluffiest of our house.

5. I can speak English. The person I live with doesn't know everything I can say, but she's heard me say "Al Gore," "hello," "I love you," and "Hi, Laura Jo."

I tagged Bella, Bailey, Boomer, Sammy, & Sunshade.

I'm A Hero!

I was single pawedly able to wake the human to make that stupid noisy thing shut up this morning! Yea Me!!

Hey Hey Hey!

Fargo, here! My human has said (in my presence, no less) that I am her best behaved dog in public, but a crazy dog at home. Yeah? So what! Isn't that the way it's supposed to be? In public I am Mr. Calm, Cool, & Collected. I am very obedient. But at home, I need to be the center of attention. If I'm ignored, I'll yell "Ha!" in that person/dog's ear. Or maybe I'll grab a hind leg or a hand. Maybe even a butt. WATCH OUT!!!!

I have something that no one else in my house has. I have earned my "Canine Good Citizen" certificate. My Human and I also tried to get the "Therapy Dog International" certificate, but they pulled a fast one on me. Some nice woman threw these treats on the floor in front of me as we walked by. I figured, "Hey, free food." So I grabbed one. For some reason my Human didn't get one, too. They disqualified me for that!

I hate being ignored. Once when we were out for a walk, some guy didn't even look at me! Can you believe that? So I just stopped walking and turned and tried to stare him down.

In dog class, we canines were in a 5 minute down/stay. It was very boring, so I tried to entice the other dogs into breaking their stay. I remained in a down/stay, but I whisper barked, "Ha!" in their direction.

I can speak human language, but my human doesn't always understand what I'm saying. She can understand the following words, "Hello," "I love you," and "Al Gore." She doesn't know what I really think of Mr. Gore, however.